Hey, guys. I’m here to demystify the subject on the title(you know it, you clicked it, but we don’t say his name out loud). People think earth is round, but actually this theory gets really messy if you think about it, and I’m gonna show you why.

GUYS says earth came from the big bang, but that’s not true. IN REALITY, earth came from a duck whose name was Richard IV. He was living in the limbo of space, trying to eat as many giant rocks as he could, and so he finally found a rock that was plane. He ate it, and felt yummy, so he kept eating till his butt got plane too. And then earth got created, flat as a piece of apple pie. That’s my theory, and I think we should believe it, because I don’t have any science knowledge. Just like the christians…

Thank you.

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